Canada will no longer get advanced screenings of Warner Bros. movies, stating that 70 percent of their movies from the past 18 months were pirated in the Frozen North. It is currently not a criminal offense there to take your camcorder in to record a movie for ‘personal use’. President Bush wanted to send in the Marines upon hearing those numbers, but was dissuaded after he found out there were no actual peglegs or cutlasses involved.
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